Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Did I Find My Long Lost Twin?

50s era yearbook Joel Klampert strikes and uncanny resemblance to my TWC profile pic.

What do you think –

Separated at birth or looks nothing alike?


Do These Guys Offend You?

God’s Pottery is a “Christian Acoustic Duo” that was featured on NBC’s Last Comic Standing.

I can’t decide if these guys are degrading all Christians by falsely portraying us as ignorant or if they are just poking fun at all the hokey “Christian” stuff that deserves to be made fun of.

Funny or offensive?

What do you think?

The Funniest Fools Online

These are some of the funnier April fools jokes I’ve seen across this internet:

  • Tim Ferris isn’t real! – My wife mentions this possibility every time I talk about Tim Ferris. Because of the believability I totally fell for it at first. This was the best crafted of all the 4/1 jokes I’ve seen.
  • Send your email back in time. This was so hilarious. “Gmail utilizes an e-flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality”
  • PayPerTweet – I don’t even twitter and this had me rolling.
  • Chris from Canada Bay – This was totally original. Chris really committed on this one as well and went into a whole speal about it. I almost coughed up a lung laughing so hard when I read:

    “There are lots of beautiful places we could decide to live but the only choice we had – outside of the country of Canada – was Canada Bay, if I wanted to maintain my branding”

  • Consuming Food – Jeff took the opposite approach and ditched his branding in favor of something new.
  • So did Los. I thought J-Rocka‘s comment was pretty funny. “god” was just downright mean.

Did you see any other funny 4/1 jokes?

Rule #5 (Why I Grew a Beard)

for Sarah 🙂

Chia Montage

Google “Billy Chia” for images and here’s what you get:


You can make your own cool Google images montage.

HT (Mr. Conner Byrd)

Blog Readability Test

According to this blog readability test my blog has a readability level of

Junior High

My wife’s blog has a readability level of


And my daughter’s blog has a readability level of


ht: David Hayward

I always new my girl was a genius.

Newest Hilarious Chia Pet

My pal Joel tipped me off to the newest Chia incarnation. I’ve been waiting for them to come out with one of these for years.

The Billy Chia Pet:


ht: CECWorship

And only $49.95!

What is VHS?


Hey the Wiggles!


I wonder what you do with that?


Open it up.


Pop it in.


Push play.


What the…?!


What do I do with that?



Funny Sarcastic Worship Leading Video

I saw this hilarious video over at Doug’s Blog:

10 Ways for Worship Leaders to Hinder the Church

(Direct YouTube video link.)

I love how Doug makes a classy move at the end and gives some encouragement.

I totally agree with the sarcasm of his statements on pushing the limits.

Taking strategic risks is one thing. You need to go out on a limb to get the fruit right? At the same time the guy who always lives on the edge eventually falls off. We need to be compassionate and loving as we encourage people forward in their spiritual walk.

Do you think Doug’s list helps or hinders the church?

More on Bad Worship Lyrics

Today I checked my site, and Laura Anne posted this comment about the song “I could sing of your love forever.” It reminded me of a great link I wanted to share. The easily offended need not click, but those seeking a hilarious romp of a post should proceed to:

Danny’s Blog Cabin – Top 5 Worst Worship Songs

At dinner last night my family was talking about all the other comments from my post on changing the lyrics to worship songs and I started signing, “Lift my hands and spin around.” I kid you not, on cue Ashlyn pumps her fist in the air:


Only 7 months old and already a worshiper. The other day I caught her trying to escape the walker to play my guitar:


You know this girl’s all about following in her dad’s footsteps. Now I just need to remember to raise her to write good lyrics.

Fav Movie Clip

Joel dropped me a tag to post my favorite movie clip. I’m done with my video so as promised here it is:

(Warning: If you’re sensitive to language don’t watch it.)

I’m tagging my wife, Lewis and this joker.

My Daughter’s iHumor

Eve-Marie told me this joke:

What do you get when a dragon breathes on a Mac?

Continue reading ‘My Daughter’s iHumor’

Church Steve Jobs Style

HT: Shaun Groves

McLean Texas Ranger

Ok, I know I’ve been picking on Alex a lot lately, but I seriously couldn’t pass this up. With the addition of his new beard he totally reminded me of a certain martial artist:

McLean vs. Norris

Don’t you see a certain resemblance?

Easy Contest: Win a Link to Your Site

For all who doubt my power


Victor Estrada from

My comment on Avalanche Ranch – Calvary’s VBS:

Love the hat! I second the “profile pic” suggestion.

His new pic:

Victor Estrada Profile PIc

The Contest

Given all this profile pic changing going around I thought I’d ask:

Have you seen a picture of me that I should use as my new profile pic?

Drop a comment in the next 7 days and I’ll switch to a picture that someone suggests. If I select the picture you suggested (or photoshopped and emailed to me: billy1979 [at] gmail [dot] com) then you will win a post on Inept as Icing where I will make fun of your blog and link out to several of your pages.

On a serious note

God the Father, Son and Holy Spirit is the only one with real power. Everything I accomplish is by Him, through Him and for Him.

When the Water Park Closes

Today we created our own homegrown waterpark.

Sarah and I agreed to leave the computer off all day and spend some family time together. We thought it’d be fun to go to a real water park but apparently they’re only open on the the weekend.

This is what we resorted to:

(It was a ridiculous amount of fun)


Continue reading ‘When the Water Park Closes’

Worship Confessional Confessional | 08.08.2007

We confess the sins of making the world’s worst worship confessional after leading worship for Youth Week at Aldersgate United Methodist Church.

Driscoll’s Organic Berries

Driscoll’s Organic Berries

When I saw these raspberries that Sarah bought the first thought that popped into my head was,

Is it possible that Mark Driscoll is an enthusiastic post modern theologian as well as a manufacturer of delicious post modern fruits?

Strange I know, but I guess I can’t make fun considering the products that feature my last name.

Ch Ch Ch Chia

Satan and my Google Rankings

Ok, seriously google “Satanic Power Shirts”

Too funny. This should last until the next time Google spiders my site.

Mark Driscoll Loves My Coffee Cup


At which point my 6-year-old daughter walks in and says, “Hey, that’s my cup!”

After coffee I went outside to install some bigger subwoofers into my retarded car.

Relentless Rick Warren

Look at Rick Warren’s very next blog post right after I posted about baptism.

I think he’s been reading my blog.

Don’t you?

BMX Tragedy

Last week in mid air my handle bars just fell off.

Ever happen to you?

Kung Fu Kid

This vid came up under the related links on Sarah’s Youtube site.

So funny.

Oh so hilarious

Sarah and I took the laptop to the Vineyard yesterday. We bought Eve-Marie her 1st real Bible. (It’s an NIrV Adventure! Bible as opposed to a Children’s story book bible) Then we sit down in the cafe and took a look at this website:

I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair.


Smart Paladin
51% Combativeness, 10% Sneakiness, 58% Intellect, 86% Spirituality
Valorous! Noble! Or possibly just a self-righteous jerk (but with the brains to keep you alive!)… You are a Smart Paladin!Paladins are holy warriors. They are valorous defenders of the light.
Unfortunately, most of them are so ardent in their defense they tend to
meet sticky ends faster than you can say “rampaging red dragon.” Many
people look up to Paladins, while others just consider them stuck up,
overbearing, or self-righteous.

Fortunately for you, unlike most Paladins, you’re pretty smart.
Which means that you’re more likely to fall into the “admired”
category, rather than the “obnoxious” or “dead” categories.

Much like the crusades, you manage to combine violence and
religion, though unlike the crusades, you add a healthy does of
intelligence. You may be a staunch defender of the faith, a valorous
champion of the weak, or the stuff that jihads are made of. Which ever
one you are, just be happy that you�ve got the smarts to back it up and
make it work.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 40% on Combativeness
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You scored higher than 2% on Sneakiness
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You scored higher than 21% on Intellect
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You scored higher than 99% on Spirituality

Link: The RPG Class Test written by MFlowers on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

…or be a fountain.

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